Why does this have to be quotes from Demigod? :/  I have some good shit from WoW lol.

Ahh so much fun.. we trolled a moralfag with our whole guild.  We start dragging everyone on vent from guild chat to just listen, so much fun.  wuthapn.com/svart_convo.mp3

First 10 minutes are us baiting the hook and getting it set... I'd suggest only listening from 10:00 to 21:00 ish.  He attempts to take the higher ground through the whole conversation, which makes it all the better.  Highlights: He'd walk by a girl getting raped and ignore it because "what if she was stabbing the guy in the leg?  Maybe she deserved it."  

Ok ok.. better one tho, this guy rages sooo bad when our guild leader brings him on vent.  Keeps calling him bad and pretends like he knows who he is to get him to rage more.  OMG and his wife starts getting involved omfg.. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rofl http://wuthapn.com/tankyou.mp3

^It doesn't have to be. I just thought I needed to write "Demigod" in the thread so it doesn't get moved to the off-topic section.

IT'S JUST A MOIST TOWELETTE!!!!!!

Pretty much the entire conversation we all had the last time I played when everyone was discussing what they would do to get paid the same amount as a plumber.

I wish I had the whole thing that happened with Boxxy_Koush.

This poor guy kept trying to join but didn't have many games. He had games before the reset and said he knew his shit.

Koush asked him an easy question, he didn't answer, and he kicked him. Woulda just been kinda funny but the guy rejoined at LEAST 20 time and got kicked each time. 

I was on the FLOOR! 

Edit: Didnt see it from before

Teseer always has some interesting statuses:

So I've been talking to this Ass-Cock about why he can't register. I told him his key was wrong. He ignored it and kept talking.
27 minutes after I told him his key was wrong, and he just said 'I think my key is wrong'

Your girlfriend is right though. I'm surprised you're still alive.

hahaha, it's rough!

Gotta admire that pro/noobs presistance. Not that it got him anywhere in the end.

This is a disgrace!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgwB8I2zrdE&feature=popt00us05

"Max is making progress on his flowers" -Captain Taco

ooo I'm halfway to getting a flame beside this thread!!!

Another one from Koush:

Koush: If renz and I played

Koush: The only thing that could stop us

Koush: Is a power outage.

Ryan: How may I assist?
Visitor: we need better antivirus
Ryan: Vipre is great
Visitor: we have vipre but is old
Ryan: So you need to upgrade?
Visitor: how
Ryan: What version do you have?
Visitor: powerful antivirus software

Beat that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHn6RTMpBJ4&feature=related

I wish I had powerful antivirus software.

I'm not sure if mine's very powerful though.